Microsoft Finally Allows Us To Text How We Really Feel With New Middle Finger Emoji

Microsoft has officially become the the Judge Judy of mobile operating systems, saying what we all think but are never brave enough to utter.

With their latest Windows 10 update, they have added an emoji for the middle finger, a feeling we all have AT LEAST 75 times a day (or is it just me?). And to make sure that no race feels left out, they have solved any possible diversity issues by including the gesture in every imaginable skin shade, including grey, which i’m assuming is for aliens and Sammy Sosa.

I am now THIS close to trading in my iPhone for a Windows phone, just so I can have more freedom to text like a free American should be able to.

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